Horror Writer Nearly Has Coronary.

Yeah, I was on the phone and roaming around outside and saw this big bastard. I felt as if I'd been punched in the chest. It then became rather pissed which resulted in a further attack of panic.
Old and new curse words were flying.

Yes, I have a slight case of arachnophobia... which I explored in Skitter and may dig into some more... after a breather.